Tuesday
Monday
Yo Mama
"Ah told yo mama naht ta stand near the mahcrowave when she wuz pregnant wit cha!"
"I told your mother not to stand near the microwave when she was pregnant with you!"
- Father's curt response to son's ambition of starting a hip-hop line of PYJAMAS
Posted by Jia at 11:58 pm 1 comments
Saturday
Staring
Jane:
"This is insane. We're sitting here at 2am, staring at the water."
Peter:
"Correction. You're staring at the water, I'm staring at you."
And her heart falls down the stairs.
Posted by Jia at 4:40 am 4 comments
Tuesday
Dominic
Lecturer:
"Can you keep a tiger in your house to protect you? Is it legal?"
Dominic:
"Huh. My mother is a tigress."
Dominic Chang
Economics mate.
At our Business Law lecture.
Posted by Jia at 8:34 pm 1 comments
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