"Ah told yo mama naht ta stand near the mahcrowave when she wuz pregnant wit cha!"
"I told your mother not to stand near the microwave when she was pregnant with you!"
- Father's curt response to son's ambition of starting a hip-hop line of PYJAMAS
Jane:
"This is insane. We're sitting here at 2am, staring at the water."
Peter:
"Correction. You're staring at the water, I'm staring at you."
And her heart falls down the stairs.
Lecturer:
"Can you keep a tiger in your house to protect you? Is it legal?"
Dominic:
"Huh. My mother is a tigress."
Dominic Chang
Economics mate.
At our Business Law lecture.
"With a face like that, you don't want broken legs"
- a girl who was walking on the road instead on the pavement
Clarence Khoo
Sexy mofo.
