All the energy he didn't put into his work
he devoted to making himself loved.
He'd become very accomplished at it
and the men who knew him envied him, with good reason.
As for women,
they'd stare at him, amused and curious.
They suspected that he contained an ocean of delights.
"Sans Moi"
Marie Desplechin
Well first of all, I'd like to say
F*** off (F*** off)
F*** off (F*** off!)
PUT THE KETCHUP ON THE BUN
PUT THE MUSTARD ON THE KETCHUP
PUT THE PICKLE ON THE MUSTARD
AND THEN PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
Aww, you brought flowers! That's so sweet.
NO! THAT'S NOT SWEET. DINOSAURS ARE SWEET!
Coffee. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Strawberry chews. Ha ha ha ha.
Green tea. Hahahaha.
50Cent: Hi. I'm 50Cent.
Creed: Hi. I'm... Creed.
50Cent: Um, wanna go bowling?
Creed: Ok.
Suzie: Daddy daddy tell me a story!
Dad: Ok calm down little Suzie calm down you f***ing b****.
Well, once upon a time there was RAAAAPE!!!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAAN!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/349304
WATCH THIS MOVIE!
A million thanks to Farhan for giving me this examstress-reliever.
yikes, yikes, yikes aaand lemme guess... you have a. great. personality"
"Let's take a look-see.
Hate ya hair, not likely,
- Emperor Kuzco, rejecting the prospective wives lined up for him to choose
The Emperor's New Groove
Walt Disney
2000
If you have the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyJqeKZPWaE
If you DON'T have the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zir-CvzvvD0
A grapefruit is a lemon that saw a chance and took advantage of it.
Oscar Wilde
Note:
I have no idea what this quote is about but I still find it highly amusing.
Someone kindly offer his/her interpretation.
Imagination is intelligence with an erection.
A person without imagination is like a teabag without hot water.
(in an exasperated voice)
"Eh don't shake your bon-bons all!
No space already you know!"
Jeremy Chia
DJ Shadow
Heineken Music, 5th August 2006
Zouk
Me: You have 2 sisters? But I've only seen 1!
Dev: Yeah they're twins.
HAHAHAHAHA
Dev, my hot hot Air Force neighbour a street away -grin-
Became friends because he spotted my sis dancing at her window.
Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornication with a novice!
Casanova: She was hardly a novice!
- On Casanova's tryst with a young nun
"Giovanni come away from the window. People will think you're a gargoyle."
- Andrea Bruni, to her lovelorn son gazing at his object of affection
Casanova
Heath Ledger & Sienna Miller
2005
Dad: Eat your vegetable.
Bro: I don't want I feel like a cow.
Mum: No ducks eat a lot of vegetable too!
????
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dad, Mum, and Bro, over a plate-ful of shredded lettuce
Nikko, Japan
Sis: What's the simple mode for?
Bro: It's for simpletons like you.
Sis: What what?
Bro & Sis with the digital camera.
Nikko, Japan
HAHAHAHAHA
"You have only yourself to blame.
It's your beauty that summons the music."
- Violinist Frederick Pope, to his lover-cum-muse Victoria
The Red Violin
Director: Francois Girard
1998
UP-so-lootly!!!
sorya.
ARE YOU READY TO JUMP AND DANCE LIKE A LION???
Daara J
Heineken Music, 20th April 2006
Attica Too
http://www.wrasserecords.com/artists/info/50.html
I have gone too far. Now I must humour the idiot.
The Magic Fundoshi
Donald Richie
9th April 2006
8pm
National Library Drama Centre
You do so often insist on playing the frump!
- Atia of the Julii, on her daughter Octavia choosing a plain necklace over a loud/bold one
I do not want my chariot slowed by giant turds
"Affection. Could he not say... love?"
- Servilia of the Junii, on Caesar's letter to her
"Hoho would you have him pluck a harp?? He's a soldier, not a poet!"
- Servant
"... a whopping negative number!" "My mind BOGGLES at how long ago that was"
Prof Partha Sen
Macroeconomics 2 Lecturer
*to the tune of freight train*...
"DUM dum, dum dum, dum, dum dum!"
A roxxier and more original quote from:
Nikhil Hogan
http://nikhogan.blogspot.com
HAHAHAHAHA
Nik says "try and top THAT Soh! ;-D"
You silver-tongued devil,
Keeping me awake and lingering on the brink of exhaustion.
Living on stolen unsaid words from the narcissism of mortals
That deserve all of their flawed perfection.
You plan your sin when they wrap translucent dreams round themselves
And believe that they are safe.
- and you wonder whether I am watching as you fall deeper.
I know the darkest intricacies of your heart so well,
I could carve it,
Fingers tracing indentations, whorls and knobs,
Like those in dying trees.
I have been draped with black manacles, cuffs and chains.
Iron so cold, they bite into my skin,
As if they seek revenge.
They glitter and gleam like bruised jewellery
Only mortal women can bear to don without hearing their pain.
- and you wonder if I can feel yours as you sink lower.
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunwards I’ve climbed and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds - and done a thousand things
You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence.
Hovering there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air,
Up, up the long delirious burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace,
Where never lark, or even eagle, flew;
And, while with silent, lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand,
and touched the face of God.
"If He brings me to it, He'll bring me through it"
Alicia Koh.
Dear friend from SA ODAC
A true child of God who puts all her faith in Him.
Taken from her blog http://maelstromic.livejournal.com/
"Immortality" does not necessarily equate to "invulnerability".
Immortal
A short story by Daniel Soh.
www.xanga.com/tunnelnuke
Juliet:
Now good sweet Nurse, O Lord, why look'st thou sad?
Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily.
If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news,
By playing it to me, with so sour a face.
Nurse:
I am a-weary, give me leave a while,
Fie how my bones ache, what a jaunce have I
Juliet:
I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news:
Nay come I pray thee speak, good good Nurse speak.
Nurse:
Jesu what haste, can you not stay a while?
Do you not see that I am out of breath?
Juliet:
How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath
To say to me, that thou art out of breath?
The excuse that thou dost make in this delay,
Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.
William Shakespeare.
The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedy of Romeo & Juliet.
Act 2 Scene 5.
HAHAHA no it's not from the balcony scene. Nor is it from the dying end. I'm sorry. Romeo & Juliet was a comedy, not a tragedy. Not with happenings such as the one above.
Have you lost your marbles???
Francis! Sit down before you have a stroke!
Fine. Go. Catch a chicken.
"You're looking well today Marguerite."
"You're welcome to look Your Highness."
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O woe is us! The weak of heart and faithfully romantic
Alastair. A friend from school. Put this up on his MSN personal message and got me smitten hee-hee.
