make me high make me cry

Nana

2007-03-06T00:10:00.000+08:00

"Someday when we're older.
When fame and pride mean nothing,
I'll return to that warehouse with you."

- Nana Osaki

Nana ナナ
2005
http://www.nana-movie.com/

Yo Mama

2007-03-05T23:58:00.000+08:00

"Ah told yo mama naht ta stand near the mahcrowave when she wuz pregnant wit cha!"

"I told your mother not to stand near the microwave when she was pregnant with you!"

- Father's curt response to son's ambition of starting a hip-hop line of PYJAMAS

Staring

2007-02-10T04:40:00.000+08:00

Jane:
"This is insane. We're sitting here at 2am, staring at the water."

Peter:
"Correction. You're staring at the water, I'm staring at you."

And her heart falls down the stairs.

Dominic

2007-01-30T20:34:00.000+08:00

Lecturer:
"Can you keep a tiger in your house to protect you? Is it legal?"

Dominic:
"Huh. My mother is a tigress."

Dominic Chang
Economics mate.
At our Business Law lecture.

Clarence

2007-01-13T01:47:00.000+08:00

"With a face like that, you don't want broken legs"

- a girl who was walking on the road instead on the pavement

Clarence Khoo
Sexy mofo.

Sans Moi

2006-12-08T15:38:00.000+08:00

All the energy he didn't put into his work
he devoted to making himself loved.
He'd become very accomplished at it
and the men who knew him envied him, with good reason.
As for women,
they'd stare at him, amused and curious.
They suspected that he contained an ocean of delights.

"Sans Moi"
Marie Desplechin

Seek

2006-11-26T18:48:00.000+08:00

Well first of all, I'd like to say
F*** off (F*** off)
F*** off (F*** off!)

PUT THE KETCHUP ON THE BUN
PUT THE MUSTARD ON THE KETCHUP
PUT THE PICKLE ON THE MUSTARD
AND THEN PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

Aww, you brought flowers! That's so sweet.
NO! THAT'S NOT SWEET. DINOSAURS ARE SWEET!

Coffee. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Strawberry chews. Ha ha ha ha.
Green tea. Hahahaha.

50Cent: Hi. I'm 50Cent.
Creed: Hi. I'm... Creed.
50Cent: Um, wanna go bowling?
Creed: Ok.

Suzie: Daddy daddy tell me a story!
Dad: Ok calm down little Suzie calm down you f***ing b****.
Well, once upon a time there was RAAAAPE!!!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAAN!

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/349304
WATCH THIS MOVIE!

A million thanks to Farhan for giving me this examstress-reliever.

The Emperor's New Groove

2006-10-16T10:45:00.000+08:00

"Let's take a look-see.

Hate ya hair, not likely,

yikes, yikes, yikes

aaand lemme guess...

you have a. great. personality"

- Emperor Kuzco, rejecting the prospective wives lined up for him to choose

The Emperor's New Groove
Walt Disney
2000

If you have the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyJqeKZPWaE

If you DON'T have the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zir-CvzvvD0

Boil it again

2006-09-23T11:24:00.000+08:00

... boil it again.

HAHAHAHA
Photo - courtesy of cousin, Jasmine Seah
Some Korean cooking show

Oscar Wilde

2006-09-19T12:38:00.000+08:00

A grapefruit is a lemon that saw a chance and took advantage of it.

Oscar Wilde

Note:
I have no idea what this quote is about but I still find it highly amusing.
Someone kindly offer his/her interpretation.

Imagination

2006-09-19T11:06:00.000+08:00

Imagination is intelligence with an erection.

A person without imagination is like a teabag without hot water.

Devdas

2006-08-13T22:52:00.000+08:00

Come, steal me from myself
Hide me somewhere in your heart
Don't let me get lost in loneliness
Don't let me lose you
Come to me, take me in your arms

Make my heart beat faster
Let your hair fly
Give me a shy smile
Let the wind catch your veil

I could let my hair fly
But it could turn day into night
I could let my veil wave in the wind
But there could be a cloudburst of desire

Then let it pour

Devdas
Bengali novel, 1917
Written by:
Sarat Chandra Chattopadhyay

Hindu movie, 2002
Starring:
Shahrukh Khan
Aishwarya Rai
Madhuri Dixit

Jeremy

2006-08-06T04:56:00.000+08:00

(in an exasperated voice)

"Eh don't shake your bon-bons all!
No space already you know!"

Jeremy Chia
DJ Shadow
Heineken Music, 5th August 2006
Zouk

Bhagavad Gita

2006-07-12T00:46:00.000+08:00

“Lust, anger and greed, these three are the soul-destroying gates of hell.”

Dev & His Sisters

2006-06-29T01:36:00.000+08:00

Me: You have 2 sisters? But I've only seen 1!

Dev: Yeah they're twins.

HAHAHAHAHA

Dev, my hot hot Air Force neighbour a street away -grin-
Became friends because he spotted my sis dancing at her window.

Casanova

2006-06-28T11:59:00.000+08:00

Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornication with a novice!
Casanova: She was hardly a novice!

- On Casanova's tryst with a young nun

"Giovanni come away from the window. People will think you're a gargoyle."

- Andrea Bruni, to her lovelorn son gazing at his object of affection

Casanova
Heath Ledger & Sienna Miller
2005

Dad, Mum, Bro

2006-06-27T00:55:00.000+08:00

Dad: Eat your vegetable.

Bro: I don't want I feel like a cow.

Mum: No ducks eat a lot of vegetable too!

????
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dad, Mum, and Bro, over a plate-ful of shredded lettuce
Nikko, Japan

Bro & Sis

2006-06-27T00:49:00.000+08:00

Sis: What's the simple mode for?

Bro: It's for simpletons like you.

Sis: What what?

Bro & Sis with the digital camera.
Nikko, Japan

HAHAHAHAHA

Erwin

2006-06-16T02:24:00.000+08:00

"Two positives, make a negative"

- Erwin Nah, on all-too-fervent courtship

The Red Violin

2006-06-14T13:23:00.000+08:00

"You have only yourself to blame.

It's your beauty that summons the music."

- Violinist Frederick Pope, to his lover-cum-muse Victoria

The Red Violin
Director: Francois Girard
1998

Cambodia

2006-05-22T14:14:00.000+08:00

UP-so-lootly!!!

sorya.

/ happy /

herbs
ingredients
drinks
pizza

mushrooms, garlic.

Cambodia
12-19th May 2006
Phnom Penh, Siem Reap, Sihanoukville

http://leekz1.blogspot.com

Daara J

2006-04-26T22:55:00.000+08:00

ARE YOU READY TO JUMP AND DANCE LIKE A LION???

Daara J
Heineken Music, 20th April 2006
Attica Too
http://www.wrasserecords.com/artists/info/50.html

Chong

2006-04-11T01:25:00.000+08:00

We're a hard fight for the losers.

Chong Yi.
Hahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Magic Fundoshi

2006-04-11T01:19:00.000+08:00

I have gone too far. Now I must humour the idiot.

The Magic Fundoshi
Donald Richie
9th April 2006
8pm
National Library Drama Centre

Rome

2006-04-11T01:17:00.000+08:00

You do so often insist on playing the frump!
- Atia of the Julii, on her daughter Octavia choosing a plain necklace over a loud/bold one

I do not want my chariot slowed by giant turds

- Gaius Julius Caesar, requesting no elephants at his

sanctioning as Emperor

Oh GOD your beauty is PAINFUL! You are the crucifix of Venus. Let me die in your arms.
- Mark Antony, greeting Atia of the Julii

You can call a cat a fish but it will not swim
- Marcus Junius Brutus, denying rumours of himself betraying Caesar

I did not know he existed until he didn’t
- Gaius Julius Caesar, on the death of an important magistrate

Brutus you old cock!
- Mark Antony, greeting Brutus

"Affection. Could he not say... love?"

- Servilia of the Junii, on Caesar's letter to her

"Hoho would you have him pluck a harp?? He's a soldier, not a poet!"

- Servant

From the HBO series "Rome"
http://www.hbo.com/rome

Partha Sen

2006-04-04T02:06:00.000+08:00

"... a whopping negative number!"

"My mind BOGGLES at how long ago that was"

Prof Partha Sen
Macroeconomics 2 Lecturer

Shijun

2006-03-30T17:30:00.000+08:00

"Nobody blogs about me. I am the clueless one."

Zhang Shijun.
Hahahahaha.

Nik

2006-03-22T18:44:00.000+08:00

*to the tune of freight train*...

"DUM dum, dum dum, dum, dum dum!"

A roxxier and more original quote from:
Nikhil Hogan
http://nikhogan.blogspot.com

HAHAHAHAHA

Nik says "try and top THAT Soh! ;-D"

Sis

2006-03-15T23:30:00.000+08:00

You silver-tongued devil,
Keeping me awake and lingering on the brink of exhaustion.
Living on stolen unsaid words from the narcissism of mortals
That deserve all of their flawed perfection.
You plan your sin when they wrap translucent dreams round themselves
And believe that they are safe.
- and you wonder whether I am watching as you fall deeper.

I know the darkest intricacies of your heart so well,
I could carve it,
Fingers tracing indentations, whorls and knobs,
Like those in dying trees.
I have been draped with black manacles, cuffs and chains.
Iron so cold, they bite into my skin,
As if they seek revenge.
They glitter and gleam like bruised jewellery
Only mortal women can bear to don without hearing their pain.
- and you wonder if I can feel yours as you sink lower.

High Flight

2006-03-03T21:11:00.000+08:00

Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,

And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;

Sunwards I’ve climbed and joined the tumbling mirth

Of sun-split clouds - and done a thousand things

You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung

High in the sunlit silence.

Hovering there,

I’ve chased the shouting wind along and flung

My eager craft through footless halls of air,

Up, up the long delirious burning blue

I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace,

Where never lark, or even eagle, flew;

And, while with silent, lifting mind I’ve trod

The high untrespassed sanctity of space,

Put out my hand,

and touched the face of God.

John Gillespie Magee Jr. (1922-1941)
Pilot Officer
Royal Canadian Air Force

My favourite poem of all time.

Alicia

2006-02-21T17:09:00.000+08:00

"If He brings me to it, He'll bring me through it"

Alicia Koh.
Dear friend from SA ODAC
A true child of God who puts all her faith in Him.
Taken from her blog http://maelstromic.livejournal.com/

Soh

2006-02-20T18:32:00.000+08:00

"Immortality" does not necessarily equate to "invulnerability".

Immortal
A short story by Daniel Soh.
www.xanga.com/tunnelnuke

Romeo & Juliet

2006-02-20T15:41:00.000+08:00

Juliet:
Now good sweet Nurse, O Lord, why look'st thou sad?
Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily.
If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news,
By playing it to me, with so sour a face.

Nurse:
I am a-weary, give me leave a while,
Fie how my bones ache, what a jaunce have I

Juliet:
I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news:
Nay come I pray thee speak, good good Nurse speak.

Nurse:
Jesu what haste, can you not stay a while?
Do you not see that I am out of breath?

Juliet:
How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath
To say to me, that thou art out of breath?
The excuse that thou dost make in this delay,
Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.

William Shakespeare.
The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedy of Romeo & Juliet.
Act 2 Scene 5.

HAHAHA no it's not from the balcony scene. Nor is it from the dying end. I'm sorry. Romeo & Juliet was a comedy, not a tragedy. Not with happenings such as the one above.

Ever After

2006-02-19T23:52:00.000+08:00

Have you lost your marbles???

Francis! Sit down before you have a stroke!

Fine. Go. Catch a chicken.

"You're looking well today Marguerite."
"You're welcome to look Your Highness."

----------------------------------------------------------------

she says

"It is not fair. You have found my weakness and I have yet to find yours."

he looks into her eyes and replies
"I thought it to be quite obvious."

A bird may love a fish, but where would they live?

Movie adapted from Cinderella. Starring Drew Barrymore and Anjelica Houston.

Alastair

2006-02-19T19:28:00.000+08:00

O woe is us! The weak of heart and faithfully romantic

Alastair. A friend from school. Put this up on his MSN personal message and got me smitten hee-hee.